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Wellness.
But Unhinged, Obviously!



Organic matcha
for the emotionally stable and the deeply unserious.
Organic matcha for the emotionally stable and deeply unserious.


Most matcha brands whisper.
We shout in designer fonts.
Clean ingredients. Chaotic energy.
And matcha so good, your ex’s coffee order starts shaking.
#YourNewObsession


Sassy Strawberry Matcha

Witty White Chocolate Matcha
What’s Brewing

Japanese Ceremonial Grade Matcha

Sassy Strawberry Matcha

Witty White Chocolate Matcha
THE FLEX LIST
JAS Certified Organic
Single Origin
Hand Picked
Rich Umami
Creamy Texture
THE STORY BEHIND THE BOWL


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